Seriously Cleansing Shit to Balance Your Wacky World!

Let's get real, Badgerbitches. Soaking in a giant tub of tequila might be a tempting idea, but we won't bullshit you: nothing is that fucking good. Not even our natural chai bath salts - though they do come close. These bad boys are no-fucking-around, packed with sodium, magnesium, and potassium. They'll cleanse your pores, firm your skin, balance your fucking checkbook, and even help you say goodbye to that barre class-obsessed psycho. Bitch, please.

Spice up Your Self Care with Cinnamon, Ginger & Anise.

Prepare your ass for the excitement. Our bath salts feature real fucking amazing cinnamon, ginger, and anise essential oils that will set your ass on fire—in a good way, of course. Say goodbye to a schnozzy schnoz and hello to delightful aromas. The dead sea salt will work its magic on any ass-aches and sore muscles, leaving you feeling fucking fantastic. So if you're butthurt, get ready to spice up your bath time like never before.

This is some seriously soothing shit. We ain't fucking around.