A Holiday Body Scrub to Melt Away Skin Shit and Seasonal Stress.

Crusty elbows? Post-shave ash? Emotional baggage from November to New Year’s? Scrub it off, bitch. This small-batch, spicy-as-hell sugar scrub was made to banish buildup and bring your winter skin back to life — while making your bathroom smell like a sexy cinnamon inferno. It’s part ritual, part rebellion, and fully handcrafted with zero plastic, zero fillers, and zero fucks given.

Made with Shea, Sugar, and Seriously Spicy Essential Oils.

We don’t do basic. This scrub blends ultra-fine granulated sugar and rich, unrefined shea butter to exfoliate and soften without ripping your skin to shreds. Coconut oil delivers deep hydration (without greasiness), while the scent? A perfectly unhinged holiday punch of cinnamon, ginger, anise, and black pepper essential oils. It’s spicy, cozy, and a little unhinged — just like you.

Natural Ingredients. Zero Bullshit. Indie Energy.

Every jar is handmade in upstate NY using ethically sourced ingredients like sodium cocoyl isethionate (a coconut-based cleanser) and stearic acid from certified sustainable palm. No parabens, no microbeads, no unicorn glitter — just effective, plant-based skincare that actually works. And because we’re not assholes, it’s cruelty-free and packaged in recyclable materials.

Scrub a dub dub, motherfucker!