What's Actually Inside This Thing?

Mini lotion bar in your choice of our 11 luscious scents

Mini pot of Lascivious Lavender body butter (lavender vanilla honey scent)

Mini stick of our bestselling Fuck Off, Bugs stick (citronella + botanicals)

Mini shampoo bar (lavender, cedar, blueberry scent)

Mini pot of our orange rosemary hand balm

Berry Fucking Pink lip balm (strawberry, yum!)

Mini pot of Glowface face scrub (lemon carrot peach with turmeric)

Basically, this is the best way to satisfy your curiosity about our brand WITHOUT paying full-size prices. (BTW, full versions of all these products would run over $120!)

Seven Bestsellers. One Hell of an Introduction.

So maybe you’re new here. Maybe you found us through a friend, a late-night doomscroll, or a very specific need for products that feel less “aspirational wellness retreat” and more “tiny daily act of rebellion.”

Either way, welcome.

The Fuse Box is our bestselling discovery bundle: seven mini customer favorites packed into one reusable collectible tin for maximum chaos, curiosity, and good-smelling self-care.

Why Minis Hit Different.

Look. Commitment is hard. We get it.

That’s exactly why we made The Fuse Box. You get to test-drive the heavy hitters before going full “my entire bathroom cabinet belongs to Badgerface now.”

Some people discover their forever lip balm here. Some become weirdly obsessed with solid lotion bars. Some realize shampoo bars don’t actually suck. Personal growth comes in many forms.

Small Batch Self-Care Without the Perfection Vibes.

Everything inside is handmade in small batches with thoughtfully sourced ingredients and low-waste packaging wherever possible.

No plastic-heavy nonsense. No products designed to make you feel inadequate first and moisturized second. No fake luxury wrapped around mediocre formulas.

Just genuinely good products made by real people in Upstate New York who think self-care should feel joyful, useful, and maybe a tiny bit unhinged.

About the Tin.

Yes, the tin is reusable. And honestly? It’s pretty badass.

Use it for travel products, snacks, art supplies, emergency chocolate, mysterious cords, tiny treasures, or all the receipts you swear you’re going to organize someday.

Or refill it with more Badgerface products and keep the party going.

Who’s The Fuse Box For?

🙋 People who want to try a little bit of everything.

🎁 People who give cool gifts.

✈️ People who travel.

🥱 People who are deeply tired of boring self-care.

💥 People who like their skincare with a little more... firepower.