Penelope's dad used her name and Social Security number to take out a payday loan and fund a colonoscopy and biopsy for colon cancer. He has no intention of pursuing treatment either way, so it's largely pointless. Why get the biopsy if you're not going to go through with the treatment? He's just going to rot like an old fig newton over the next decade.

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