If you find any of the designs from FBC to be odd, keep in mind they were designed by a woman who had a very manic homosexual father who would passive-aggressively sing show tunes throughout the day over the NuTone intercom he had installed in the house. Panels in every room, and he'd taped over the privacy switches so you couldn't cut him off. Like you couldn't just do your math homework without hearing the title song from Easter Parade hummed in an eerie tone, a cappella style.

DETAILS:

-80% cotton, 20% linen

-hidden ykk zipper

-hidden pockets

-blue satin ribbons

-puff sleeves