BROWN BAT CLIP-ON FRIEND! 🦇

Gainfully employed. Financially responsible. Disappointed in his cousins.

Meet our Brown Bat!

Unlike his unemployed relatives, this distinguished gentleman has a steady job, excellent credit, and a modest but respectable retirement portfolio.

He's got enormous black wings, ridiculously pointy ears, a handsome brown belly, and the exhausted expression of someone who has just finished a twelve-hour shift and discovered his cousins have been sleeping in his attic again.

He's not like the other bats. He has a LinkedIn profile.

He still enjoys the occasional midnight flight, but only after his responsibilities are taken care of. Someone in this family has to pay the cave insurance.

He's got a job, a mortgage, and absolutely no intention of lending his cousins money again. 🦇