SCHOOL CAFETERIA PIZZA POUCH 🍕

Complete with beady little eyes, a wonderfully vacant expression, and a functional mouth for stashing your treasures, this handmade pizza pouch is a deliciously ridiculous tribute to the finest cuisine the public education system ever produced.

Clip it onto your belt, bag, or festival outfit and relive the glory days of questionable nutrition and chocolate milk cartons.

Please note: The enormous pools of ranch dressing required for authentic cafeteria consumption are NOT included. 🍕