👉 You don’t have to suffer for the vibe.

Natural Bug Repellent, Two Ways

You’ve got options, bitch. Our Fuck Off, Bugs Stick is your ride-or-die for quick swipes on ankles, arms, and that one mosquito-magnet elbow. And now, new to the chaos: Fuck Off, Bugs Spray, a citronella-infused mist that smells like you actually know what you’re doing outdoors. Both are loaded with essential oils (lavender, cedar, citronella, eucalyptus) and zero shady shit.

Plastic-Free Sunscreen That Doesn’t Suck

Don’t Fry Your Ass is the sunscreen stick that works and plays nice with your skin. Mineral-based SPF 30, reef-safe, and smells like vanilla-chamomile joy. Goes on smooth, no white cast, and yes—it fits in your crossbody. Swipe it on and get back to being a menace in the sun.

Cooling Lip Scrub for Hot Messes

End-of-day swamp mouth? Mint Frost Lip Scrub to the rescue. It’s minty, tingly, and gently exfoliates so you don’t look like you’ve been making out with the pavement. Use it before bed, after a hike, or anytime you want to feel like your mouth has its shit together.

So go ahead—be loud, sweaty, chaotic, and completely unbothered. This kit's got your ass (and your SPF, and your ankles) covered.