From the maker

Edible Massage Oil We Would Totally Lick Off Someone.

You guys know we test the shit out of our products, right? Right. That means Katie and I had about seventeen rounds of taste-testing drops of oil (somebody had to) in order to get the perfect blends.

Says Katie, after the second cinnamon taste-test: "I would lick that off somebody." (We may be inaugurating a Badgerface Quote Board after this experience.)

We blended a sweet cinnamon flavor with a spicy cinnamon flavor to get the perfect balance - plus a touch of vanilla. It's so good.

And you know what? It'll taste even better licked off your partner. Yummers.

Fuck Subtlety with a Warming Massage Oil.

God, subtlety is so overrated. You try to be subtle about wanting your husband to take out the trash and you end being a passive aggressive asshole.

You try to be subtle about wanting your kid not to wrinkle the shirt you lovingly ironed, and she misses the point entirely.

You try to be subtle about wanting sex, NOW, and, well. How even do you communicate an URGENT NEED with subtlety? Your partner is still playing their goddamn video game, and you are literally melting.

Slyly slip a little bottle of this into their hand, and I promise they will get the point. (You can thank us later. 😉)

Get yourself rubbed the right way today.