From the maker

A Deliciously Exotic Massage Oil.

Who says your partner has to be the one to initiate sexy times? You have needs, friend.

For those times when you want to fuck the subtlety and deliver the message - YO! I NEED A SACK SESH PRONTO! - we present this coconut massage oil for your consideration.

It's not just an all-natural massage oil, it's also an edible massage oil. Its luxurious coconutty base is flavored with tropical notes of pineapple and mango. It's so transportive, you'll be able to hear goddamn steel drums in the background.

The Best Sex of Your Life? Start with an Intimate Massage.

Listen up, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. We need to have a talk about the rapidly fucking vanishing art of foreplay.

It's so easy to rush through, isn't it? (I've been married 18 years. You can probably guess my answer.) I get it. You're busy. I'm busy. But just take a minute to slow down. What are you so eager to get back to? Scrolling past two dozen true crime documentaries you've already watched on Netflix?

In the spirit of foreplay - playful, comfortable, consensual foreplay - we offer this edible massage oil. Four delicious flavors Katie and I would both totally lick off someone. My favorite is this tropical-flavored fucking delight we're calling Island Passion.

Try one today. You might just surprise yourself.