Two or three days a week I would drive an hour each way for work.  It was a long drive across farmland, almost all of it highway.  Nothing much would happen.

As I drove I would listen to lectures, podcasts, music, whatever.  I would also think and sometimes I would have ideas.  Sometimes these ideas were good, sometimes they were bad, sometimes they seemed good but weren't.  I would try to remember them so I could write them down at the end of my trip, but that seldom worked.

Then I bought a phone that could transcribe the words I said to it.  Or, I thought I bought a phone that could transcribe the words I said to it.  Or, I bought a phone that thought it could transcribe the words I said to it.

This zine is that.  A collection of hilariously/piteously mis-transcribed game ideas, now lost to time.

You are getting:

A 32 page digest-sized zine full of the garbled ghosts of games which never came to be*

This zine was released as a PDF for the 2021 Saturnalia Giveaway.  The PDF then is pretty much the print zine now.

*This is NOT a game!  There are no games in this booklet!