My mother was a model and dated many celebrities. Like actually dated them, not just sleeping with them. I asked her which celebrity she liked the most, and she claimed that of all the celebrities she was with, Danny Devito was the greatest lover and the one that got away from her. She even hoped that since she got pregnant with me not long after she broke up with him, that he was my biological father. She claims she did a cheek swab, and sadly, my father is my actual father.

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