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The Goat is the type of guy to stare into the abyss, and when the abyss stares back he keeps staring until the abyss blinks.

Embroidered graphics

Two side pockets and two back pockets

Elastic waistband and drawstring to fit your waist

Material: 365 GSM 85% Cotton 15% Polyester

SIZE GUIDE:

Firs model is 5'6" wearing a size Small!

Second model is 5'10" wearing a size Small!

X-Small - Waist fits: (28"-30") with a 6" Inseam

Small - Waist fits: (30"-32") with a 6" Inseam

Medium - Waist fits: (32"-34") with a 6" Inseam

Large - Waist fits: (34"-36") with a 6" Inseam

X-Large - Waist fits:  (36"-38") with a 6" Inseam

XX-Large - Waist fits: (38"-40") with a 6" Inseam

XXX-Large - Waist fits: (40"-42") with a 6" Inseam

Made by Steady Hands under license from Devolver Digital, Inc. Massive Monster ®, Cult of the Lamb ®, the Massive Monster and Cult of the Lamb logos and characters are trademarks of Massive Monster Limited. DEVOLVER DIGITAL and the Devolver Digital logo are trademarks of Devolver Digital, Inc. Cult of the Lamb copyright © 2025 Massive Monster Limited. All rights reserved.

Cult of the lamb goat goats

Goat Shorts

Steady Hands

$37.50

since plukio sends you directly to shops it doesn't have a 'shopping cart' - instead there is a 'shopping list' to just keep all the stuff you want to buy together

By Cult of the Lamb

Ships from Hackettstown, New Jersey, United States

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