Oh! I didn’t know that about you, Jennifer. You find men with defined abdominal muscles to be sexually attractive? That’s interesting. Oh no, I don’t think you are weird! I totally respect the amount of diuretics they must have to take to get that lean, and the amount of time obsessing over their abs in the mirror is respectable. I could never get them. I’m stuck with this big ol’ one pack I got. But I assumed that you, being so educated, would have read that study by Cambridge University. It showed in a large study that about 90% of American males with defined abdominal muscles are homosexuals and would have no physical attraction to a beautiful, fit woman like yourself who is in her peak years of fertility. I’m just saying this as your best guy friend who doesn’t want to see you wasting more of your time barking up the wrong tree again. I care about you.

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