“You don’t find her. She finds you.”

Hang it up… if you dare. But trust me when I tell you, no matter where you stand in the room you can't help but feel here eyes!

This striking comic book–style framed print captures the unblinking gaze of Maria Orsic, medium of the Vril, mistress of breathwork forbidden in polite circles, and recurring tormentor of Douglas and Fran. Rendered in bold pulp detail, this piece doesn’t just decorate a wall, it dominates it.

Whether you believe the legends or just appreciate the eerie beauty of vintage comic aesthetic, Maria’s stare is impossible to ignore. Place her in your office, hallway, shave den, or secret occult bunker and let your guests question their life choices as her eyes follow them across the room.

PRINT FEATURES

• Printed on thick, museum-quality matte paper

• Classic Ayous wood frame (0.75″ thick) from renewable forests

• Paper weight: 189 g/m² | Thickness: 10.3 mil (0.26 mm)

• Lightweight and ready to hang

• Acrylite front protector keeps the Djinn in and dust out

• Includes all hanging hardware

• Ships Separately! (Likely from a dimensional rift.)

Suggested Placement:

Behind your desk: Vril energy

Over your bar: she judges your pour

In your hallway: intimidates delivery drivers

In your shave den: because nothing shaves closer than fear

WARNING: Side effects may include sleepwalking, dimensional awareness, and spontaneous bursts of Vilomic breathwork. Hang responsibly.

Only from Phoenix Shaving, Wall Art That Watches Back.