A proper warning for anyone still expecting normal.

The We Are the Weirdos Mister Planchette Tee fuses cult-witch attitude with séance-board styling, creating a soft unisex gothic shirt made for the proudly strange, the spiritually dramatic, and the beautifully ungovernable.

Planchette graphic adds clear occult and spirit-board symbolism

We Are the Weirdos Mister message gives the tee instant witchy cult-film energy

Unisex silhouette makes it easy to style oversized, relaxed, or more fitted

The reason this tee works is the attitude. It does not ask to be accepted; it announces the weirdness and moves on. The planchette detail gives it a witchier, more occult edge than a plain quote shirt, making it perfect for customers who want their tee to say something sharper.

It is especially strong for coven nights, spooky movie marathons, metaphysical shops, Halloween season, or daily outfits where normal was never invited.

The Experience

Soft, occult, and deliciously defiant, with enough spirit-board drama to make casual wear feel more like a séance entrance.

Where to Wear / Use

Perfect for witchy gatherings, Halloween parties, horror movie nights, casual goth outfits, coven meetups, or gifting to your favorite weirdo.

Style It With

Pair it with black skirts, ripped denim, chokers, platform boots, layered necklaces, or a planchette bag for a full occult-casual look.

Size & Fit

The unisex silhouette works true to size for casual comfort or oversized for a looser statement fit.

Material & Feel

Soft tee construction keeps it comfortable for everyday wear while the planchette graphic gives it a stronger occult focal point.

Final Touch

Normal was never part of the ritual.