For your morning brew, your midnight schemes, and everything in between.

Step right up, Shave Cadets the circus of SciFi has come to town! Introducing the 2025 Collectible Clown Fruit Mug, the latest absurdly practical artifact from the ever-growing Cult of Clown Fruit. Whether it’s coffee, tea, or something...suspiciously green and glowing, this mug is ready to hold whatever keeps your clown gears turning.

YOUR DAILY RITUAL, ELEVATED TO RIDICULOUS PERFECTION This isn’t just any mug, it’s a relic from another dimension where coffee pours itself, laughter echoes through the fog, and CUBE watches approvingly from the corner of the kitchen counter. With its sturdy ceramic body, high-gloss finish, and vivid artwork, this collectible vessel transforms every sip into a small, surreal ceremony.

Designed to endure endless dishwashing, microwave reanimation, and the occasional portal malfunction, your Clown Fruit Mug is built to last. Whether it’s your first cup of sanity or your last cup of chaos, this mug has your back (and your beverage).

FEATURES:

Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, or 20 oz size, pick your poison (or potion)

Made from durable lead- and BPA-free ceramic

Glossy finish with full-color, high-resolution Clown Fruit 2025 art

Microwave & dishwasher safe, because chaos shouldn’t require handwashing

Ships separately (from the Clown Fruit Command Tent)

Perfect for early risers, late-night thinkers, and anyone who laughs at their own madness.

THE 2025 COLLECTIBLE CLOWN FRUIT MUG For those who know the circus never really leaves town. Grab yours now before they vanish back into the void, or worse, Purple CUBE decides he wants one.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!