SOLD AS-IS: STRUCTURAL LEAN IS A FEATURE, NOT A FLAW.

Crookspire has been threatening to fall over for sixty years and hasn’t yet, which the Trade Council considers a warranty of sorts. Three precarious stories, an external staircase of dubious integrity, and an overhanging top room that leans further every winter.

A FIXER-UPPER WITH ALTITUDE: Cracked stone footing, timber-framed upper levels, separating floors, and detachable roof sections in multiple states of collapse. The Trade Council declines to comment on previous occupants.

PROPERTY FEATURES:

Listing Agent: 3DP4U

Condition: Sold UNPAINTED in our standard dark grey filament.

Move-In Status: Some assembly required.

Construction Materials: High-durability PLA filament, printed in-house at Project Kirtrite.

Property Scale: True 28mm — sized for D&D, Pathfinder, and skirmish-system residents.

Property Preparation: Each piece is supports-removed and ready to prime.

INVESTMENT POTENTIAL: Ideal as a haunted landmark, thieves’ den, or vertical skirmish objective. Pairs with Cinderfell and Thistledown for a full ruined quarter.

Painted examples shown courtesy of 3DP4U.

Inquiries welcome at the next open house. Mysty Hollow Hamlet Trade Council.