AS-BUILT LISTING: THE ARCHITECT DENIES EVERYTHING.

Shoehorn House leans into its name — three crooked stories wedged around a chimney stack taller than the building has any right to support, under torn orange shingles that have given up on symmetry.

CHARACTER IS LOAD-BEARING: Moss-green plaster, lantern-hung porch, stacked bay levels and separating floors with interior detail.

PROPERTY FEATURES:

Listing Agent: 3DP4U

Condition: Sold UNPAINTED in our standard dark grey filament.

Move-In Status: Some assembly required.

Construction Materials: High-durability PLA filament, printed in-house at Project Kirtrite.

Property Scale: True 28mm — sized for D&D, Pathfinder, and skirmish-system residents.

Property Preparation: Each piece is supports-removed and ready to prime.

INVESTMENT POTENTIAL: The crooked house every fantasy street needs — home to the town’s oddest tenant and at least one plot hook per floor.

Painted examples shown courtesy of 3DP4U.

Inquiries welcome at the next open house. Mysty Hollow Hamlet Trade Council.