Pour Responsibly. Peel Recklessly.

Straight from the jungles of nostalgia and into your bar cart comes a summer essential worthy of the name: Rabid Banana! Whether you're sipping a cold one after a close shave or mixing up interstellar cocktails with the crew, this 16 oz. shaker-style glass is ready to serve, loud, proud, and bursting with banana-fueled attitude. (that's a thing)

Why You’ll Go Bananas for This Glass:

Versatile & Vibey: Holds up to 16 oz (that’s 473 ml for our off-planet friends). From cold beer to cosmic cocktails, this glass doesn’t judge your beverage, it just makes it look better.

Double Duty Design: Use it as a shaker or serve straight from it. Whether you're crafting a martini or knocking back a soda, it's ready to party.

Handmade & High-Quality: Crafted from real glass (none of that replicator nonsense), each pint is a one-of-a-kind artifact. Expect the occasional charming bubble or speck, proof it wasn’t made by soulless machines.

Durable Yet Simple: It’s got that classic, clean design that works anywhere: your tiki bar, your shave den, etc.

Important Galactic Notes: NOT dishwasher or microwave safe (you wouldn't nuke a banana, would you?)- Hand-wash only. Treat it like the sacred relic it is.

Warning: Side effects may include flashbacks to 1980s MacDonald Land Cups, involuntary humming of retro cartoon jingles, and intense cravings for banana popsicles.