PAGAN RITES AND PTO HAIR GLOSS

For those who yearn to dance around a roaring bonfire beneath a harvest moon, chanting forgotten hymns to nameless gods, but are unfortunately required to answer emails until five.

The scent of a folk horror ritual without the inconvenience of leaving your office chair: great billows of woodsmoke, crackling oak and birch, charred branches, and the last smoldering embers of a sacrificial bonfire. Anoint your hair with the fragrance of an ancient pagan rite and let your coworkers wonder what you've been doing on your lunch break.