We ride at dawn 🗡️ This funny embroidered frog and goose shirt is perfect for DND lovers, tabletop RPG fans, and anyone with chaotic party energy. Featuring a bold little duo ready for battle, this design is made for adventurers, dungeon masters, and dice goblins alike.

Whether you're heading into your next campaign, rolling initiative at game night, or just embracing your chaotic neutral era, this Comfort Colors tee brings humor and fantasy vibes together. A perfect gift for Dungeons & Dragons players, RPG fans, nerdy friends, and anyone who lives for epic quests and unhinged party decisions.

Garment Info:

• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex t-shirt

• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel

• Relaxed fit with a lived-in look and feel

• Embroidered frog and goose design on chest (~4.5" x 4.5")

• Embroidery backing inside is normal and softens after washing

Sizing & Policies:

• Unisex fit — true to size

• If you are between sizes or prefer an oversized fit, we recommend sizing up

• Please review the size chart before ordering

• Each item is made to order, so we cannot offer exchanges for sizing

Production & Shipping Times:

• All items are embroidered to order

• Processing time: 1–2 business days

• Shipping time: 3–5 business days (may vary depending on location/carrier)

Embroidery Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron directly on embroidery

• Do not bleach

• Embroidery backing may feel slightly stiff at first but softens over time

About the Shop:

Hi! I’m a small business owner creating cozy, embroidered apparel inspired by cute animals, fantasy worlds, and chaotic humor. Every piece is made to order with care. If you have any questions, ideas, or custom requests, I’m always happy to help — feel free to reach out anytime 💛

International Orders:

• Delivery times may vary by country

• Buyers are responsible for any customs or import fees