Too cute to prosecute... and the jury agrees.

This funny embroidered raccoon t-shirt features an innocent-looking trash panda with the phrase "Too Cute To Prosecute." Perfect for raccoon lovers, goblincore fans, animal enthusiasts, and anyone who tends to get away with a little harmless chaos. Whether you're a snack thief, a collector of shiny objects, or simply appreciate funny animal humor, this cozy embroidered tee is ready for your next adventure.

Garment Info:

• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex t-shirt

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage-inspired feel

• Relaxed fit with a comfortable lived-in look

• Durable double-needle stitching

• Embroidered design on chest (~4.5" x 4.5")

• Embroidery backing inside is normal and softens with washes

Sizing Info:

This is a unisex fit. If you're between sizes or prefer an oversized look, we recommend sizing up.

Please review the size chart before ordering. Since each item is made to order, we cannot offer exchanges for sizing issues.

Production & Shipping Times:

• Each shirt is embroidered to order

• Production time is typically 1–2 business days

• Shipping usually takes 3–5 business days within the U.S.

• During holidays or busy periods, shipping may take longer

Embroidery Care Instructions:

• Turn garment inside out before washing

• Machine wash cold with similar colors

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on embroidery

• Embroidery backing may be visible or felt initially and softens over time

About the Shop:

Thank you for supporting my small business! Every item is embroidered to order with care. I love creating cozy, funny, and unique embroidered apparel inspired by animals, nature, books, fantasy, and internet humor. If you have any questions, ideas, or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out—I'm always happy to help.

International Orders:

Buyers are responsible for any customs fees, VAT, import taxes, or duties that may apply in their country.