Powered by caffeine and minor crimes. ☕🦝

This funny embroidered raccoon t-shirt is perfect for anyone who runs on coffee, chaos, and questionable decision-making. Featuring a mischievous raccoon and the phrase "Caffeine and Crime," this design combines internet humor, goblincore energy, and trash panda mischief into one cozy embroidered tee.

Whether you're fueling up for the day, collecting shiny objects, causing harmless chaos, or simply embracing your feral little raccoon spirit, this shirt is ready for the adventure. A perfect gift for coffee lovers, raccoon enthusiasts, gamers, students, and anyone whose personality is approximately 80% caffeine.

Garment Info:

• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex t-shirt

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage-inspired look

• Relaxed fit with lived-in comfort

• Durable double-needle stitching

• Embroidered design on chest (~4.5" x 4.5")

• Embroidery backing inside is normal and softens with washes

Sizing Info:

This is a unisex fit. If you're between sizes or prefer an oversized fit, we recommend sizing up.

Please review the size chart before ordering. Since each item is made to order, we cannot offer exchanges for sizing issues.

Production & Shipping Times:

• Each shirt is embroidered to order

• Production time is typically 1–2 business days

• Shipping usually takes 3–5 business days within the U.S.

• During holidays or busy periods, shipping may take longer

Embroidery Care Instructions:

• Turn garment inside out before washing

• Machine wash cold with similar colors

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on embroidery

• Embroidery backing may be visible or felt initially and softens over time

About the Shop:

Thank you for supporting my small business! Every item is embroidered to order with care. I create cozy embroidered apparel inspired by funny animals, internet humor, fantasy adventures, books, and everyday chaos. If you have any questions, ideas, or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out—I'm always happy to help.

International Orders:

Buyers are responsible for any customs fees, VAT, import taxes, or duties that may apply in their country.