I hope this email finds you before I do. 🐥

For anyone who's ever sent a strongly worded email and immediately considered showing up in person, this funny embroidered chick t-shirt perfectly captures the spirit of workplace humor, passive-aggressive professionalism, and tiny bird energy.

Featuring an adorable little chick and a hilariously threatening office joke, this embroidered tee is perfect for corporate workers, teachers, office employees, students, email warriors, and anyone who spends too much time in Outlook. Equal parts cute and unhinged, it's the ideal shirt for people who communicate primarily through email but occasionally dream of taking matters into their own hands.

Garment Info:

• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex t-shirt

• 100% ring-spun cotton

• Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage-inspired look

• Relaxed fit with lived-in comfort

• Durable double-needle stitching

• Embroidered design on chest (~4.5" x 4.5")

• Embroidery backing inside is normal and softens with washes

Sizing Info:

This is a unisex fit. If you're between sizes or prefer an oversized fit, we recommend sizing up.

Please review the size chart before ordering. Since each item is made to order, we cannot offer exchanges for sizing issues.

Production & Shipping Times:

• Each shirt is embroidered to order

• Production time is typically 1–2 business days

• Shipping usually takes 3–5 business days within the U.S.

• During holidays or busy periods, shipping may take longer

Embroidery Care Instructions:

• Turn garment inside out before washing

• Machine wash cold with similar colors

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on embroidery

• Embroidery backing may be visible or felt initially and softens over time

About the Shop:

Thank you for supporting my small business! Every item is embroidered to order with care. I create cozy embroidered apparel inspired by internet humor, funny animals, relatable moods, fantasy adventures, and everyday chaos. If you have any questions, ideas, or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out—I'm always happy to help.

International Orders:

Buyers are responsible for any customs fees, VAT, import taxes, or duties that may apply in their country.