A dangerous combination: unstable and uncaffeinated. ☕🦝

This funny embroidered raccoon t-shirt is perfect for coffee lovers, caffeine addicts, and anyone who's not quite ready to interact with the world before their first cup. Featuring a slightly unhinged raccoon and the phrase "Unstable and Uncaffeinated," this design captures the exact mood of every morning before coffee kicks in.

Whether you're dragging yourself to work, surviving early classes, doomscrolling before breakfast, or warning others to proceed with caution, this cozy embroidered tee delivers the perfect mix of internet humor, relatable chaos, and raccoon energy.

Perfect for coffee enthusiasts, raccoon lovers, introverts, students, coworkers, and anyone operating on caffeine and vibes.

Garment Info:

• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex t-shirt

• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a soft, vintage feel

• Relaxed fit with a lived-in look and feel

• Embroidered raccoon design on chest (~4.5" x 4.5")

• Embroidery backing inside is normal and softens after washing

Sizing & Policies:

• Unisex fit — true to size

• If you are between sizes or prefer an oversized fit, we recommend sizing up

• Please review the size chart before ordering

• Each item is made to order, so we cannot offer exchanges for sizing

Production & Shipping Times:

• All items are embroidered to order

• Processing time: 1–2 business days

• Shipping time: 3–5 business days (may vary depending on location/carrier)

Embroidery Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron directly on embroidery

• Do not bleach

• Embroidery backing may feel slightly stiff at first but softens over time

About the Shop:

Thank you for supporting my small business! Every item is embroidered to order with care. I create cozy embroidered apparel inspired by funny animals, internet humor, fantasy adventures, books, and everyday chaos. If you have any questions, ideas, or concerns, please don't hesitate to reach out—I'm always happy to help.

International Orders:

Buyers are responsible for any customs fees, VAT, import taxes, or duties that may apply in their country.